Get Out of Jail Free Cards



My husband and I have what we call "Get Out of Jail Free Cards". These are lists of people, mostly famous and totally unattainable (though I suppose there are unspoken real people on the lists as well), that should we ever encounter in real life, we could have our wicked, wicked way with them. The kind of people that would make me say "Ben who?". We joke about our lists, adding people as we go. Ben, however, is a smart man and knows that while I am allowed to wax lyrical about the wonders of James Marsters, Takeshi Kaneshiro and Hugh Jackman (as seen above... god they're hot... Sorry, got lost for a second...Back to the post)
it's best that Ben keep his mouth shut. Thus is the way of men and woman.
But to be fair to him, I'll post some of his GOoJFC's as well. Women I could never compete with in a million years.



Is it odd that none of my list looks anything like Ben (well Wolverine, sorta... It's the side burns) and none of his women look like me? Are we trying to tell each other something?
And can someone explain the whole Asian chick thing? Not that Zhang Ziyi isn't beautiful (heck she might be on my list too... I'll never tell)... But, god love Ben, he married into the Aryan race when he got me. I could only be more Germanic if I spoke the language (and I would speak the language if I had stayed awake in high school and college German).
Bran
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